Ek pathan pani pee raha thaa… … … … Ab kia pathan pani bhi nahi pee sakta? Is main bhi joke chahiyeh tum logon ko?

Teacher: Everyone write your lover name on a paper
After 2 seconds,
Girls: Finished Madam

After 10 minutes,
Boys: Extra Sheet Please!!!

Meri dukh bhari kahani suno
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Dekha AAP bhi mere jazbaat nahi samajh paye

Testing your blood, please wait…
33% complete… 66% complete… 100% Done
Report: HIV+
Means: Honey In Veins (Thats why you are so sweet)

Man to sheikh: Yar kal mein tenu kini wari call kiti, per too phone hi nahi chukiya
Sheikh: kyon chukan? jera main 20 rupay da gana lawaya hai O tera piyo sunay ga?

1 murgha murghi k peechay bhag raha tha k achanak murghi train k neechay aagayi aur mar gayi.
Murgha bola: Marhooma buhut naik thee, Jaan de di laken pappi nahi dii

Pathan: Molvi sahab, kia wazu k baghair namab ho jati hai?
Molvi: nahi hoti
Pathan: hojati hai yara
Molvi: aray bhai nahi hoti
Pathan: Mene khud perh k dekhi hai, hojati hai.

Heigh of Rishtedari:
Ek lerka gadhay k saamne gir gaya, ek khoobsurat lerki ne dekh liya or boli, Apne baray bhai k paon choo rahay ho?
Lerka: Jee haan bhabhi jee.

Quaid-e-Azam k 3 farmaan
1. Awam ki taraqqi ki bunyad SMS pe rakhi jati hai
2. Call karo is se mohabbat berhti hai
3. Jis ne miss call di wo hum main se nahi

Question: Kalam behter hai ya talwar?
Answer: Kalam behter hai kyon k talwar se ap shalwar main nara nahi daal saktay.

Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.
How to impress a boy? Just smile once

Pathan ko ek jadoo ka charagh mila, usne usko ragra to jin nikla, jin ne kaha 3 wishes batao.
Pathan: 1 khoobsurat alishan ghar ho… ghar agaya
Pathan: us main buhut ameer log rehte hon… log agaye
Pathan: ab humko wahan chokidar lagwa do

Khan to his friend: ye jo table pe admi hay mujhe buhut bura lagta hai.
Friend: table pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: wo jis ki moonchein hain
Friend: moonchein to sabki hain
Khan: wo jis k safaid kapray hain
Friend: wo to sabke safaid hain
Khan ne pistol nikala aur 3 admiyon ko maar kar bola… Ye jo reh gaya hai isko ham nahi choray ga.