Jise paa nahi sakte use hi pane ko ji karta hai,
Toot jate hain hum phir b umar bhar jine ko ji karta hai
Kaise keh dein apna nahi paraya hai wo, Jise har lamha pyar karne ko ji karta hai

Har roz HAPPY life jiya kijiye, Mujhko 2, 4 SMS bhi kiya kijiye,
Ho sakay to roz 1 kaam kiya kijye,  Ziada nahi bas dua main yaad kiya kijiye..

Ek dil mere dil ko zakham de gaya, Zindagi bhar jine ki kasam de gaya
Lakhon phulon mein se ek phool chuna hum ne, Jo kanto se b gehri chuban de gaya

You may fall in love with the beauty of someone
But remember, finally you have to live with character, not beauty.

1 ghar main twins paida hoye to saas ne kaha… lo batao, Pakistan k halaat dekh kar ab bachay bhi akele atay hoye darte hain ^_^

2 Arabi ek doosre ko arabi main galiyan de rahe thay, Qareeb se guzarte hoye pathan ne unse kaha… Qaari Sahab, Hamare liye bhi dua karna.

Agar tum kisi ghareeb ko uska haq nahi dila sakte to jo us k pass hai wo bhi cheen lo. Hazar Maulana Asif Ali Zardari

Ek Arabi bath room main fone per baat kar raha, Pathan ne suna to ander jakar arabi ko buhut mara.
Logon ne poocha to Pathan bola: Ye kameena bathroom main Tilawat kar raha tha.

Arz kiya hai
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi
Wah Wah Wah
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi
Jaisay chotay se raksha main moti Aunty phans gayi.

Tum se duri ka ehsaas jab satane laga, Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga
Jab bhi tumhe bhulane ki koshish ki dost, Tu dil ke aur bhi paas aane laga